In a candid and humorous account, Hugo, President of BlackMenDontCheat, recounted the most reckless decision of his young life: agreeing to sleep over at a lady’s house in 2012.
Hugo revealed that for months, the woman had persistently begged and emotionally pressured him, asking why he never slept at her place. Despite his initial reluctance, fueled by stories of men who had faced violent incidents in similar situations, Hugo eventually agreed—but with extreme caution.
“I did not remove my clothes. No sir. I slept fully dressed like a soldier on standby,” he wrote, explaining how he prepared for any potential threats, including the ex-boyfriend who technically still paid the rent.
The night, however, proved more traumatic than he imagined. Half-asleep, Hugo felt hands on his neck and assumed the worst—only to realize it was the lady cuddling him. “Do you know the trauma of mistaking affection for assassination?” he quipped.
Unable to sleep after the encounter, Hugo prayed and left immediately for his own house, declaring that he would never attempt such a sleepover again.
He concluded his story by saluting men who can sleep comfortably in a lady’s house, humorously calling them “heroes,” while admitting his own limits.
Hugo’s story blends humor, suspense, and caution, reminding readers of the risks—and comedic misadventures—that can come with love and trust.
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